Jokes

• Massage  A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin. A young, very attractive Swedish girl... (October 25, 2005)

• Blonde Girl  A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when... (October 17, 2005)

• Assaulted  A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this happen?" She... (October 12, 2005)

• Girls Night Out  Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they... (October 07, 2005)

• Oil Man  "Harlen, I want you to buy me a divorce," the big Texan boomed to his attorney. "That wife of mine ain't behavin' right. She's MY... (September 30, 2005)

• Confession  A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract... (September 26, 2005)

• Birth Control  There were several women sitting around talking at their weekly club meeting. The topic of birth control came up and they started comparing methods. The... (September 14, 2005)

• Blood Test  A guy walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger after finishing... (September 10, 2005)

• Condom  We did sex education at school, and were shown various films on the subject, one I especially remember was the 'how to put on a... (September 09, 2005)

• Farm Boy  John grew up on a remote dairy farm in Minnesota, and finally decided it was time to get some experience with women. So he drove... (September 05, 2005)

• Free Sex  Two rednecks drive through a gas station to fill up their truck. They notice a sign saying "Enter here for a chance at free sex!"... (August 28, 2005)

• Same Old Questions  The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to... (August 24, 2005)

• Batteries  A woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, "Come this... (August 21, 2005)

• Or What  A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor... (August 19, 2005)

• Palm Beach  The married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a few days he was enjoying himself so... (August 17, 2005)

• Palm Beach  The married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a few days he was enjoying himself so... (August 17, 2005)

• Texas Girl  A business owner in Texas was confused about paying an invoice minus the early payment discount, so he decided to ask his secretary for some... (August 11, 2005)

• Beer and Female Hormones  News from Hopkins Medical Center...... Yesterday research scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100... (August 08, 2005)

• Parrot  A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why... (August 06, 2005)